Dan Gurewitch - Latest Comments

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James Bradford — Wed, 03 Aug 2016 02:53:27 -0000

Wait, who is he? And how much for two hours alone with him?

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Jamie Brew — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 21:59:54 -0000

White Castle chicken is the one thing in the world that doesn't taste like chicken.

Re: Dan Gurewitch - This compilation of Will Sasso’s Vine videos made...

yelahneb — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 02:27:29 -0000

This is the funniest goddamn thing in my world currently. Thank for sharing this!

Re: Dan Gurewitch - Today, Amir decided that we should edit Wikipedia...

whatever — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:11:42 -0000

I want you to know that I saw this, and swore to all of my friends that Whoopie was born Whoopance Goldwyn and told them to check Wikipedia and they all thought that I was NUTS. I use this in class, as an example, for when people cite Wikipedia as a source.

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Andrew R. Juhl — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:04:03 -0000

In all fairness, this weekend's box office is #1 (fresh), #2-#12 (all rotten).

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Shanna Wynne — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 05:06:51 -0000

I laughed so hard. That was so awesome. I'm going to be thinking, "Aim for the bushes" for days now. Thanks for that.

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Python3001 — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:27:05 -0000

Falcor was definitely a cocker spaniel. Not that thing. Oh, and you're totally a nerd for not knowing his name.

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Emilyrunnes — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:19:02 -0000

Good god. Just saw it. Nearly peed my pants when he brought out the bag of chips. A+ to Amir :)

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Fag — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:53:05 -0000

Fag

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Quinn Burt — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 12:45:10 -0000

Nobody Ever comments lol

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Meow — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:46:11 -0000

don't stop making these dan... i know you kind of jump around with different characters, but i always end up rewatching the cool english teacher vids the most (other than non-character stuff like the 'go to sleep' video, which is awesome as well)

Re: "The Hangover" and the Age of the Jokeless Comedy

Brian — Thu, 26 May 2011 20:25:23 -0000

I feel like Clerks is partly to blame for the shift. It was one of the first comedies that wasn't gag-dominated and where viewers watched and were able to instantly relate to character on the screen. And you know what? There's something very satisfying about sitting screaming "YES!" at the screen when those relatable moments appear. "Dante hates work? Me too! They get it!" As the writer mentioned, it's why "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "King of Queens" were so popular. You can swap out every episode with another (they pretty much all blended together), but you can't deny there's something satisfying about watching a character who deals with the same stuff as you.

If you notice, this trend has started in music, too. Especially hip-hop. When famous rappers aren't rapping about how much they hate being famous, they just rap about having a good time getting hammered with their buddies. It's The Hangover, just in music form. Airplane and Austin Powers are A Tribe Called Quest and The Notorious B.I.G. Albums and songs have become journals rather than stories. It's sad. Then again, I never listend to "I Got a Story to Tell" and blurted out "Oh my God, me too!" like I do when Drake's talking about ballin' at the club, chemo.

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Alley Cat — Sun, 01 May 2011 08:06:17 -0000

They are adorable. But I'm quite disappointed him and Sarah aren't ever going to be a real thing now.

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Bee — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 00:42:37 -0000

Wow. I did this for about an hour. Now I feel all sleepy. This is great.

Re: Short stories/author suggestions?

Genet — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 18:07:36 -0000

Roald Dahl has some surprisingly dark ones.

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Michael — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 05:31:01 -0000

This is my new wallpaper. Loving it Dan

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Nehap6 — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 02:49:49 -0000

Awww! They look so sweet!

I am such a girl. Gah.

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Wezz — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 05:44:15 -0000

So wait... Sarah and David are not...

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DJ Harper — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:03:34 -0000

I find it completely unfair that you were able to see this, as a poor college student I am subverted by the reality of low income (and the Continental united states) and thus have only the dream of making it to the Mecha (New York). This has broken my heart sir, and I can only dream of being able to watch Mormonism brought to its knees like a two cent hooker in the back of a Tootsy Roll Factory. But hell, we all have dreams, right? And the hooker is not my dream--though it might be my brothers.

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Lop — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 01:32:44 -0000

Can we book you guys in australia??

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Sarah Tatiner — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:15:25 -0000

next stop dying alone, i can not stop laughing

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Sarah Tatiner — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:09:53 -0000

he does a great lebowski. perfect pronunciation of the word man

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Aishwarya Ashae Murali — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 04:10:43 -0000

You were in India?! 0_o
God damn me for not following you around the country >_<

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Stefan Hartman — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:28:27 -0000

I thought her new stupid song sounded like Madonna's song too...i mean...i didn't watch the Grammys...

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Daniel — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 23:48:31 -0000

Haha! Your outfits work together. In an offensive way. You're one of the best writers btw.